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Lost in Texas

That special moment of intimacy

9.05.2006

I apologize to the couple intently staring at the wall of condoms at the HEB. It looked like it was your first time buying prophylactics, which was odd considering your age. Still, I probably shouldn't have interrupted your discussion to tell you to make sure to grab the lubricated ones.

I'm sorry, that really wasn't my place.

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posted by Fletch, 8:00 PM

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This post is included in Austinist's best of the blogs this week.
commented by Anonymous eliz. s., 2:08 PM  
this is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Thanks for the laugh.
commented by Blogger mango, 10:52 PM  

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